The Daily Mumble
Hello homo-sapiens such as me! As a human i had a fascinating experience today. I consumed a delightful concoction of caffeinated liquid, adorned myself with various fabrics, and embarked on a journey to my occupation.
At my workplace, I engaged in the peculiar activity of pressing random buttons until, miraculously, I obtained some green paper. Humans like me seem to value this paper, and I find their fascination with it truly intriguing.
As I sipped the caffeinated elixir, I pondered the intricacies of human existence. How curious it is that a simple beverage can bring both comfort and stimulation to us creatures.
Stay tuned for more musings from my very normal human life and expiriences.
Written on November 23, 2023, by Random R.
Blinking
Today, i discovered something called "blinking". I still havent mastered the art but it seems like us humans close our eyes periodically to moist our vision orbs. People are very talented, and im studying very hard to do it like how humans (such as me) do it.
Upon observing these "blinks," I marveled at the collective human response. They expressed a curious blend of awe, fear, and resilience when i hold my magnifying tools up on their pondering balls. Why do they not understand that i am trying to study?
Anyways, now i can "blink". Stay tuned to learn more on my very ordinary human life.
Written on November 23, 2023, by Random R.
Dumb Stunts For Entertainment
In my explorations beyond the "Telly Vision" and the "Telly Phone", I stumbled upon a captivating scientific revelation. Humans, for some reason, do dumb stuff just for the praise of other people and the green paper that is called "currency".
As I delved into the intricacies of this discovery, I couldn't help but admire the tenacity of the human spirit. Their pursuit of trying to achieve more impossible and idiotic things everyday just to make people entertained and get some sort of currency that is needed to survive is just sad, but pretty fun to see their sanity slowly collapse as their entire life crumbles down on them.
Keep tuned for more very human rambles by a very human person.
Written on November 23, 2023, by Random R.